whiteboards are remarkable.
(Source: thesickestjokes, via orgasm)
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
(Source: rneerkat, via orgasm)
I have anxiety
What most people think I have:
I'm shy and can't talk to people. I'm awwwwkwaaaard.
What I actually mean:
I have full blown panic attacks which include heart palpitations, breathing problems, shaking, sweating and constant fear that I'm going to die when faced with situations I find uncomfortable.
Talents: looking really fucking awful in any picture taken of me
i’m as the kids these days say, “lame as fuck”
do you ever start writing a text post and halfway through you’re just like “nah”
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
a true friend is the one who shares gum with you
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
What Countries Call ThemselvesItaly:
France (in a super cool accent)
The United Kingdom
THE GREATEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD TASTE MY FREEDOM WHAT NOW ENGLAND IN YOUR FACE
What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way